What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Men's rights

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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