There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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