There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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