What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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