- Anti Joke

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

dick dick dick... frogs

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

... i forgot the joke :p

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.