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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Abortion.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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