- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

poop.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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