- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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