How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Terraria

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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