- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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