What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Hello

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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