- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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