- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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