- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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