- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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