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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Do you love me? No.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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