Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Anti Joke

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