Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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