- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Neither did she.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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