- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y u no like me joke?

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What happen? Idk...

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Without geometry life would be pointless

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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