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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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