i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Poop!!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Anti Joke

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