- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

How would you rule?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A paralysed man falls over.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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