- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

whats up and also down? your mum

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

do you have a wife?

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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