scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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