what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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