What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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