A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Justin Bieber.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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cory

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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