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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Title IX

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Anti Joke

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