What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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4 hours later.

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24

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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