Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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sharks

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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no pun intended

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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womens rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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