- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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