Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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