Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What is a jew in space? Dead

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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