What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

your no better than a cockroach

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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