why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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