- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

A man walks into a bar

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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