A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Justin Bieber

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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