- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

what smells like tuna? my underwear

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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