Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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