Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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