What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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matt is fat

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Take wrong turns

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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