Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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