- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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