- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Tall asians

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

women's rights

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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