Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Buzi vagy!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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