- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Whats the difference between a frog?

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Can anyone Lenin money?

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

You have friends

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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