- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Take wrong turns

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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