Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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