how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

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