Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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