- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A seal walks into a club.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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