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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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