A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

N-E Pats never cheated

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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