Women's rights.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Today is March 22.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Women can vote? WTF

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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