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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

there once was a black man who played basketball

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

a. why? b. because