- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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