what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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My cat just died.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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