What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

CHORGLUND

Why didn't he finish his

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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