- Anti Joke

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Chris Bosh's neck

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.