- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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