- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

whats a joke

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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