- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

You bumder!

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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