- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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