What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Feminism.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Irish sobriety

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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