- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

scientology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A black student graduated High School

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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