- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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