- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Please? No.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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