Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

No soup for you!

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Penis

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

all your base are belong to mark

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

what's up? my penis.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

FUS RO DAH!!!

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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