why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Obama being reelected.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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