- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

13 =B you just learned something

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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