- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A mormon walks into a bar.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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