- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How would you rule?

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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