why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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alex is cool

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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