What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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