- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Life

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what you get time to go with? - a clock

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