- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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