How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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your mom.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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