your no better than a cockroach

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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