- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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