A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

AIDS.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Face...the other white meat!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Me Neither.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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