Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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