What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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