- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

FUCK THE JEWS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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