- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What do you say to a rock? Meow

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