There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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