Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

the lemon was sweet.

The game.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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