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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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