- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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