- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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