- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

were at work systems r down

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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