- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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