One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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