- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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