what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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