Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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