What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

whats funnier than 24? 25

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why can't jokes spit?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Justin beiber..

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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