- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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