What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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My Butthole.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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