- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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