- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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