I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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