Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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