Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

your a vagina says you, your a booby

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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