I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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hola said the chinese man

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Soccer...

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Anti Joke

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