- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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