- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

I woke up today

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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