What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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I like touching my boobs

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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