No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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