- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Blacks

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Robin, get in the batmobile

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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