Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Joesph Triphook.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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