Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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suck my balls mr.garison

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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