What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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