What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Smelly Indians.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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