Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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