- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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