- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Women's Rights..

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Call of Duty is a good game.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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