- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Poker face

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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