Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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