why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Barack Obama plays basketball

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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