What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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